Him to Homonyms
If you but gnu
The troubles bin
My spellings week
Indeed its pour
But eye still seek
To get it write
And find sum words
That tacks my skill
Eye do not wine
Nor am eye vein
So eye will reed
And take a pique
At pears of words
To get them strait
It takes some thyme
Two make them rime
And eye have herd
It takes an our
Too have the patients
Two gain the cents
Of what they mien
But ewe may prophet
From this long tail
And you will sea
That eye am threw
My spellings rite
How do eye no
That darn Spell-Check
Told me sew.